3.14.2005

Doctor Tony to the ER, Doctor Tony to the ER...



You’ve seen the clichéd scene in a zillion medical dramas: the doctor has an emotional attachment to his dying patient. After the patient flatlines, the doc orders the defibulators… and:

“Clear!”… beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. “Clear!!” ….. Beeeeeep! “Clear!” ….. Beeeeeeep.

“Doctor, it’s over!”

“Clear!” …. Beeeeeeeep.

“Doctor!”

“Clear!….. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.”

“Doctor… let go. It’s OVER! We lost him!”

“Clear!….. Beeeeeep!”

“Doctor!”

Well, I am the doctor, and my Wolfies are the patient. I need some nurse to tell me it’s over. I have the defibulator paddles in hand, but I need someone to slap my face and tell me to let go. After yesterday’s loss to the Mav’s—considering the Nuggets’ recent surge—beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

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